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This Current Event is Good News

This Current Event is Good News

Time for the daily grind, just catching up on my brew reviews with my first java jolt of the morning. When it comes to coffee I’ll never catch up to Farmer Steve who is probably just finishing his first pot. Meanwhile Fonger is still dreaming about the pot from the...

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A Sour Experience

A Sour Experience

It wasn’t just another manic Monday, despite what Susanna may tell you. * This one was something special.  The Crownsmen crew assembled mid-day Monday for the Christmas Edition of The Crownsmen Show with COMDB in tow. Jerrod presented his Top 5 partners and we aren’t...

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Sticke Handling

Sticke Handling

Me: Hey COMDB Translation Department, what does “sticke alt” mean in German? COMDB Translation Department: Can you keep a secret? Me: Yes. COMDB Translation Department: So can we (derisive laughter in the background). Left to my own devices, I checked the COM library...

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Plan D

Plan D

This is our fermentation experimentation termination with the next and last Nickel Brook alphabetical ale, Mystery Beer D. Is it a Cole Porter alliterative and lyrical D for “delicious, delectable, delirious, deluxe and delightful”? Or an Arctic Monkeys “D is for...

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A Real Fake Beer

A Real Fake Beer

With the plethora of fake news these days, Bridgewater has hit on a topical title for their no booze brew, Fake Brews. I recall Mark Twain’s famous quote “A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth puts its boots on.” Then I find out that’s a lie, it wasn’t...

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My First Round Draft Pick

My First Round Draft Pick

A COMDB site visit to Decew Falls (the brewery not the nature walk), and a sight for thirsty eyes it was. In addition to their standard fare, there was a Draft Pick Porter on tap, which turned out to be my first round draft pick. Some people think about what adult...

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Cherry Picking

Cherry Picking

Is this a diamond of a cherry baby, maybe? Or should we runaway from this cherry bomb? We could join Ryan and move into a house on Cherry Lane where we can pick all the cherries we want. *  Wouldn’t life be a bowl full of them then. Knowing my luck, I’d end up with...

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A Wet and Wired Wellington

A Wet and Wired Wellington

I remember as a kid seeing that super scary movie The Birds.* Only Alfred Hitchcock could make birds on a wire suspenseful and scary. I mean really, how can you be scared of something that has its pecker on its face? But I remember after seeing that movie when I...

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A Berry Good Beer? One Can Hope.

A Berry Good Beer? One Can Hope.

Cranberries and wild rose hips?  From the friendly folks at Frontibus way out in the Far East, of Québec that is, the Gaspesié.  Which just happens to be where the cranberry capital of Canada is located.* I love me some fresh cranberry sauce with a turkey dinner and...

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