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Sunday Night Sociables

Sunday Night Sociables

At the big Mining4Beer event at Scotland Yard in downtown Hogtown and the Sunday night socialites drank up $20,000 in the first 90 minutes. And then the wheels came off and the fun began. The big mining convention in Toronto * is a thirsty affair, with pitchers and...

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Hard Hearts in a Head On

Hard Hearts in a Head On

Go hard or go home. No, it’s not an ad for Viagra, but things are looking up because it is a Rainhard Imperial stout, Hearts Collide. A love song from Green Day? What do you think I am, some kind of American idiot? * Not hard hearted, hearts collide is the ultimate...

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A Senior Moment

A Senior Moment

Here we have an interesting pale ale to enjoy, and not a moment too soon. It’s certainly not spur of the moment, but it may be momentous, perhaps even a defining moment.  But since it is Old Flame and it is Cranky Old Men Drinking Beer most likely it will be a senior...

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Belly Up to the Beer

Belly Up to the Beer

Do you know what the secret is to keeping a slim trim figure at an advanced age? Me either, I was hoping you’d know.* What I do know is that a bottle of beer is about 200 calories and a bottle of wine is about 650 calories. Just saying. This brew is an alliteration...

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Another St Jacobs Miracle?

Another St Jacobs Miracle?

Stockyard Brewers make their home in the St. Jacobs market district. I remember visiting St Jacobs Farmer’s Market * a few times back in the day. Mennonite horses and buggies, rows upon rows of fresh fruit and veggies, and the farm fresh aroma of cows in the field...

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A Toast to Harriet Tubman

A Toast to Harriet Tubman

A few years ago, one of my granddaughters was working on a project for school. The topic, Harriet Tubman.  A February project, part of the Black History month curriculum at the school. I had heard about Harriet Tubman and the underground railroad before but didn’t...

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I Opened a Memento Mori, and Then It Was Gone

I Opened a Memento Mori, and Then It Was Gone

Memento Mori sounded like a souvenir from New Zealand to me,* but I figured that probably wasn’t right. I checked with the COMDB Translation Department and in their short and not so sweet manner they said “We don’t do Latin”. Latin, eh. Time to give our egghead Editor...

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Huckleberry Hooch

Huckleberry Hooch

Another toast to Thursday with the Crownsmen and the beer of the hour is Fernie’s What the Huck, a wheat based ale with huckleberry and blueberry to boot. I’m no huckleberry hound or a backwoods blueberry and I’d rather have wheat in my breakfast cereal than my beer....

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Tiger Tales

Tiger Tales

After eating a steak with 5 roofies in it, the tiger in the movie The Hangover was definitely lazy.* The tiger was nicknamed “Tyson” and the story line is art imitating life. Mike Tyson actually owned three tigers cubs at one time and kept one until adulthood. He had...

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