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That’s Some Porcine Pint

That’s Some Porcine Pint

To quote the immortal writings of E.B.White in reference to her famous porcine provacteur, “That’s some pig”.* After saying that I’m not sure what the pig on the can or the beer monging bacon bronco buster at the porker rodeo have to do with this beer. Kame &...

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Beer Hug Shrug

Beer Hug Shrug

In addition to the tasty beer, another thing I love about craft brewers is the name game. Fearless and fun names like Long Dark Voyage to Uranus, Gedit D’faKenya,  or Juiced AF  come to mind. Today I am reviewing a Goose Island " Beer Hug".  I thought my puns were...

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A Helles of a Beer

A Helles of a Beer

At the lake, address 007, license to chill. Me and Blue Rodeo lost together.* Enjoying a chill swill, the Helles you say, and I confirm. 2/3 of the way through my brew, I receive an emergency directive from the Department of Morality. It appears our buffalo breathed...

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You Win Some, Yuzu Some

You Win Some, Yuzu Some

Combine the bitter love child of a lemon and an orange with the most eclectic brewer out there and what do you get? Godpeed’s Yuzu Citrus Saison, that’s what. Yuzu, yeast and a clove or two and voila, a beer for all saisons, a befuddled and baffling brewski for sure....

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Local Light Lights Up the Night

Local Light Lights Up the Night

After some down and dirty double trouble at 8.2% it was time to lighten things up with a 3.8% Local Light from Blackburn. A wise man once said “It is better to pour a light than to curse the darkness”, a quote I found quite illuminating. *  The last time I cursed the...

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Double Trouble but Elvis Has Left the Building

Double Trouble but Elvis Has Left the Building

Elvis had some double trouble* and so did Lynyrd Skynyrd,** and last night the Blue Jays had some too. Now it looks like Rouge River has some brewing. As in their Fresh Nectar Double Hazy IPA coming in at double the ABV of my last brewskie encounter with a dear old...

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Wrestle with a Trestle

Wrestle with a Trestle

Summertime seems perfect to try a Golden Ale. So last time at the cottage, I cracked into this Golden Ale from Trestle Brewing company. The art work on the can screams summer, with boats, docks, islands and the bright yellow colour and pouring it into my frosted glass...

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Philomena’s Secret Recipe

Philomena’s Secret Recipe

My maternal ancestors, United Empire Loyalists all, have names like Millie, Flora, Mable, Zelda and other names you just don’t see much of today. But I have never run into a Philomena,* the MacKinnon Brothers granny who is immortalized in this pilsner. Speaking of...

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Baby Shower Beer Tasting

Baby Shower Beer Tasting

Long standing traditions form a very important part of our society, instilling family values and fostering unity within the household. At Cranky Old Men Drinking Beer we support and embrace such traditions. For example, the Elf on the Beer Shelf is one such tradition...

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