Lager

422 Reviews

Keeping It Real on Moosehead Mountain

Keeping It Real on Moosehead Mountain

For an exhilarating evening activity I thought I would do some deck chair climbing of Moosehead mountain. This Alpine pint is a legacy lager, the original Oland brew,* a 1937 throwback and I'm going to throw one back tonight. I was half baked by the sun all day and...

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A Helles of a Beer

A Helles of a Beer

At the lake, address 007, license to chill. Me and Blue Rodeo lost together.* Enjoying a chill swill, the Helles you say, and I confirm. 2/3 of the way through my brew, I receive an emergency directive from the Department of Morality. It appears our buffalo breathed...

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Local Light Lights Up the Night

Local Light Lights Up the Night

After some down and dirty double trouble at 8.2% it was time to lighten things up with a 3.8% Local Light from Blackburn. A wise man once said “It is better to pour a light than to curse the darkness”, a quote I found quite illuminating. *  The last time I cursed the...

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The Cure for an Incomplete Education

The Cure for an Incomplete Education

Is it an incomplete education or an uncomplete education? Based on my attendance record there's a good chance I missed that class. For completeness you can look for a small library and read every book in it, or you can do like I did and sign up for Niagara...

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Signaling a Left Turn

Signaling a Left Turn

Bugs knew he should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque.* Clyde seemed to be more adept at signaling right turns.** By the way, if you are one of those no signal Nellies or those late signal Larrys, smarten up, you’re pissing everyone off. On a lighter note, it’s...

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The Classic German Malt Smoothie

The Classic German Malt Smoothie

Fun fact, did you know the legal drinking age in Germany is 16,* but you have to be 18 to get your driver’s license! If you are under 18 in Germany you are auto banned! I guess that gives you two years to learn how to drink responsibly before you get behind the wheel?...

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Liking This Light Lake Lager Alot

Liking This Light Lake Lager Alot

As per our Labour Agreement (“The Agreement”) with the COMDB Translation Department (represented by the USTA)* we are required to have them translate all languages on this website that are not English with the exception of Latin, which apparently they take exception...

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El Valle Salado con Limones

El Valle Salado con Limones

From the whale watching cove of Dildo Newfoundland to the cosmopolitan coast of Vancouver, this is a Canada day weekend coast to coast toast. And the two beers in question are not only at opposite ends of our great country, but worlds apart as well. A Newfoundland...

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An Easy Going Not Quite Light but Quite Alright Lager

An Easy Going Not Quite Light but Quite Alright Lager

The Oilers' Cinderella story came to an abrupt end last night and it was no Disney ending. The Cup ends up South of the border once again, much to the chagrin of most Canadians.* All I can say is 2024-25 Go Leafs Go. In anticipation of a nerve-racking Stanley Cup...

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Nightfall Makes My Day

Nightfall Makes My Day

In Asimov’s “Nightfall”* the planet of Lagash has six suns and since they never experience night, every Lagashian has an intense fear of perpetual darkness. With an eclipse imminent, their scientists postulate that the coming darkness will drive everyone to madness...

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