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Signaling a Left Turn

Signaling a Left Turn

Bugs knew he should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque.* Clyde seemed to be more adept at signaling right turns.** By the way, if you are one of those no signal Nellies or those late signal Larrys, smarten up, you’re pissing everyone off. On a lighter note, it’s...

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The Classic German Malt Smoothie

The Classic German Malt Smoothie

Fun fact, did you know the legal drinking age in Germany is 16,* but you have to be 18 to get your driver’s license! If you are under 18 in Germany you are auto banned! I guess that gives you two years to learn how to drink responsibly before you get behind the wheel?...

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Liking This Light Lake Lager Alot

Liking This Light Lake Lager Alot

As per our Labour Agreement (“The Agreement”) with the COMDB Translation Department (represented by the USTA)* we are required to have them translate all languages on this website that are not English with the exception of Latin, which apparently they take exception...

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El Valle Salado con Limones

El Valle Salado con Limones

From the whale watching cove of Dildo Newfoundland to the cosmopolitan coast of Vancouver, this is a Canada day weekend coast to coast toast. And the two beers in question are not only at opposite ends of our great country, but worlds apart as well. A Newfoundland...

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An Easy Going Not Quite Light but Quite Alright Lager

An Easy Going Not Quite Light but Quite Alright Lager

The Oilers' Cinderella story came to an abrupt end last night and it was no Disney ending. The Cup ends up South of the border once again, much to the chagrin of most Canadians.* All I can say is 2024-25 Go Leafs Go. In anticipation of a nerve-racking Stanley Cup...

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Nightfall Makes My Day

Nightfall Makes My Day

In Asimov’s “Nightfall”* the planet of Lagash has six suns and since they never experience night, every Lagashian has an intense fear of perpetual darkness. With an eclipse imminent, their scientists postulate that the coming darkness will drive everyone to madness...

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A Dark Lite Nite

A Dark Lite Nite

Having a dinner with some civil engineers, looks like the menu is jumbo shrimp with a dark lite. Since these oxymorons are all old news. any enthusiasm for them is usually found missing, and all we end up with is intense apathy followed by a deafening silence.  Maybe...

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A Not Quite Acquired Taste

A Not Quite Acquired Taste

Waiter: Would you care for drinks. Me: What do you have on tap. Waiter: A light beer, an amber, and a black lager, Sir. Me to Myself: (I love me an amber.) Me: What brewer? Waiter: Blackburn Sir, a local brewhouse. Me: (Having sampled Blackburn’s amber before) I’ll...

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The Dark Horse

The Dark Horse

I’m usually a craft brew connoisseur but if one beer had to be the dark horse of this Newfoundland tour, it made sense that the brew would be Black Horse. Not a craft at all, but a Molson Coors brew which is apparently brewed only in Newfoundland and Labrador, which...

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Light Night, Eh!

Light Night, Eh!

It seemed like the right night for a night light, a bright idea if I say so myself. How about one of the Canadian vernacular. That’s right, it’s Light, Eh! from our Kingsville connection, they say their beers are for those who wander. Does a wandering mind count? I...

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