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In an appeal to road warriors and RV enthusiasts everywhere, Muskoka Brewers tell us that “home is where you park it”. Hopefully that’s where your hat is hanging too. The spontaneous and destination unknown road trip they describe sounds more like jumping bail or a...
For an exhilarating evening activity I thought I would do some deck chair climbing of Moosehead mountain. This Alpine pint is a legacy lager, the original Oland brew,* a 1937 throwback and I'm going to throw one back tonight. I was half baked by the sun all day and...
Kawartha Lakes is making waves. But no need to worry. We aren’t talking tsunami size or even tidal for that matter. By the way, why do they call those gigantic waves "tidal"?* Ever watched the tide come in? If the tide is supposed to be making waves it's doing a piss...
Deep Purple and Bruno Mars both agreed that if you’re lazy you just stay in bed.* Farmer Steve is on his third cup of joe before most of us hit the snooze button the first time, “them ol’ Bessies ain’t goin’ to milk themselves “ he tells us. But when it comes to bears...
To quote the immortal writings of E.B.White in reference to her famous porcine provacteur, “That’s some pig”.* After saying that I’m not sure what the pig on the can or the beer monging bacon bronco buster at the porker rodeo have to do with this beer. Kame &...
Ever go out for dinner to a new place and it’s so good you want to tell everyone about it? Ever go out to dinner to a new place and it was so bad you want to tell everyone about it? Unfortunately, our date night last night falls into the second category. The waiter...
At the lake, address 007, license to chill. Me and Blue Rodeo lost together.* Enjoying a chill swill, the Helles you say, and I confirm. 2/3 of the way through my brew, I receive an emergency directive from the Department of Morality. It appears our buffalo breathed...
After some down and dirty double trouble at 8.2% it was time to lighten things up with a 3.8% Local Light from Blackburn. A wise man once said “It is better to pour a light than to curse the darkness”, a quote I found quite illuminating. * The last time I cursed the...
My maternal ancestors, United Empire Loyalists all, have names like Millie, Flora, Mable, Zelda and other names you just don’t see much of today. But I have never run into a Philomena,* the MacKinnon Brothers granny who is immortalized in this pilsner. Speaking of...
Long standing traditions form a very important part of our society, instilling family values and fostering unity within the household. At Cranky Old Men Drinking Beer we support and embrace such traditions. For example, the Elf on the Beer Shelf is one such tradition...